Spammer-Rama

When I started this blog, I never expected a high amount of traffic. This is mostly for my own fun, and ego. I have gotten way more hits than I ever expected, but, of course, they are spammers. Karma wouldn’t want me to get a big head, now would it? I honestly don’t mind, because most of the spam comments are so ridiculous I end up laughing my self retarded, then I snort, which is embarassing.

All of these are posted randomly, and I have not edited anything in them. They are truly (truly!) that ridiculous.

“Give you free coffee gifts”

“Good journey and experience!”

“One again, your idea is very good.thank you!very much.”

“Such delicious food!Let me have large appetite!It is pity that I can’t cook such good food. Obviously I don’t have such high technology.”

“Good blog! I actually love how it’s uncomplicated on my eyes and the facts is well written. I am wondering how I might be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your rss feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day!”

“how can I check if the battery can handle it?”  (I have no idea what this is supposed to be referring too, and I don’t know if I should be disturbed)

“Book marked your internet site. Appreciate giving. Definitely value the time from our reports.”

“Just wished to mention I seriously appreciate your work on this blogging site and the high quality posts you make. These type of post are generally what keeps me personally going through the day. I uncovered this post right after a excellent good friend of my very own suggested it to me. I perform a little blogging myself personally and I am always grateful to see others giving good quality information towards the community. I most certainly will definitely be following and now have added your web site to my facebook account for others to check out.”    (A friend of your very own?? I’m jealous)

“I usually don’t post in Blogs but your blog forced me to, amazing work.. beautiful …”    (COMMENT ON MY BLOG!! COMMENT!!!)

“Vertaa pikalainaaan päätös lainojen saada paras käsitellä – Kun verrataan lainat varmista voit tarkastella huolellisesti todellinen vuosikorko sekä tarkistamalla lisämaksuja. (This one is apparently in Finnish, according to google translator, and yes, it’s spam).”

“My English is not good, but to see the article you write a good feel of your (I didn’t miss any of this with copy & paste. That’s really how it ends)”

“It is so tasty just when smelling!Unfortunately I can’t take it immediately.It is OK if there is such a food plaza.”

And my favorite, most random spam:

“May i sex dating with you?”  (You certainly may not! I’m a lady after all)
I’m assuming there will be more in the future, so stay right there on the edge of your seats for future poorly translating, thinly disguised sales pitches! Oh, and if anyone needs wholesale sunglasses or prescription drugs, I know a guy.
*UPDATE* Here are some new ones I just had to share:
“I feel happy at times we have had angry words but these have been kissed away. Your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful.”
“Just simply saying thanks is not going to just be adequate, for the unparalleled lucidity inside your advice.” (It’s hard work wedging all that lucidity into my advice. I’m glad someone finally noticed).
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September 16, 2010. Tags: , , . Random typing.

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