My Fridge, Horatio
I have been collecting letter magnets at thrift stores for awhile now, and hilarious messages keep popping up on the fridge. I decided it must be the fridge itself trying to communicate. I have named him Horatio, and I’ll be posting his comments when they pop up.
Jessica Kornberg replied:
My mom once told me that I had nice shoulders. That is about the same as telling someone that they have a great personality.
August 2, 2011 at 10:04 am. Permalink.
thatcleverchick replied:
Aww…Well my mom told me recently that when I was growing up she thought I’d never be able to cook or clean for myself. That’s also not reassuring. You do have a great personality, and shoulders, and you’re cute in the bargain.
August 2, 2011 at 10:07 am. Permalink.
Jessica Kornberg replied:
<3
August 5, 2011 at 2:54 pm. Permalink.
Rebekah replied:
Better than a guy writing in your yearbook that you have nice ears.
Send those guys my way. I need some yardwork done.
August 2, 2011 at 10:14 pm. Permalink.
Black replied:
My mom said I’d be six feet tall by the time I was fifteen…I just needed to hit my growth spurt. At fifteen, she curiously moved the age back to 17 and then again at 19. I’m still waiting.
August 5, 2011 at 9:19 pm. Permalink.
thatcleverchick replied:
Are you short for your family? I’m the short one in my family.
August 8, 2011 at 11:12 am. Permalink.
Horatio’s Two Cents « My Attempts at Cleverness replied:
[...] fridge, Horatio, has a history of saying random things. I try to capture some of them for your amusement, when I [...]
September 25, 2011 at 11:10 am. Permalink.